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happy special late turkeys day by Arichove, literature

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happy special late turkeys day

hello everybody!!! yes i'm alive and here to tell you of the horrors of the american educational process by telling you three stories of the happy turkey days celebration. The three people who i got these stories from was a fat kid in about second grade-ish a kid who looked like he had killed more people then you could imagine and a mystery person who i'll refer to as myself. 1) a very long time ago of about 3000000 years. there was a christopher columbus who sailed the ocean and found america. He then married the indian... umm whats-her-name. He caught a turkey and made stuffing potatoes cranberry sauce and he then made america a

winston whitworth's powa owa by Arichove, literature

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winston whitworth's powa owa

And now Igive you the Winston Whitworth(WW) WW- 'ello 'ello it is I Whinston Whitworth all powerful and famed historian which makes me better than you. I am here to tell you about the wonders and with me my faithful sidekick the Drunken German(DG) DG- Ja ja I am the drunken german but i've been sober for 14 weeks WW- Well jolly good ol' chap but I do say what have you been doing in the mean time I must ask? DG- well i have been smoking this Mary Wanna people speak of and my hands are all cool and feely WW- yes of course you have now a word from our sponsers Come to Stalin Burger now (explosion) We are serving the nuclear soda slushie!!

Me makey no sensey by Arichove, literature

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Me makey no sensey

I realized that recently that people say I make no sense and I say Me makey no sensey? so i will now write a poorly written story of which some is true-ish. So now we begin in a land filled with puns and thus setting us in a world with evil parents who are apPARENTly, get it parents apparently yeah me neither, are evil. the stage is set for the worst comedy i never wrote or did i... the boy wakes up to see the sky just as dreary as ever and then the parents come in and force him to eat the vile disgusting toilet seat. why a toilet seat because it makes no sense so stop tal... ummmm i have short attention span so then the boy wakes to a su

Hey you forgot about Me by Arichove, literature

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Hey you forgot about Me

As Hozifitts cleans up after being killed last week he sees Me sulking in a corner and inquires, "Me what is da matter," Me just continues sulking as if nothing is said as procedes to his room. "Hey Moike," Said Hozifitts, "what is da matter with Me," Moike tries to reframe from making comments like Well there are many things wrong with you too many to explain And just goes about his business. Hozifitts wonders off into da distance wondering what could be troubling Me? Then Hozfitts gets it Me is finally confronting his gayness. "Hey Me I'm proud of you that you are coming out of the closet I needed my coat," Me punches Hozifitts

Holy da shit its an Adventur by Arichove, literature

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Holy da shit its an Adventur

Me- oh moi holy god, i mean Da G Man, I can type once more after i mysteriously broke my arms in a holy da shit way that did not happen Douzifebus-zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Me-Ok fine then i guess we will just have to do a fight then Moike- Hey im not sleeping can i fight Me-Ok sure whatever i don't nope not in da least bit go ahead fight what are you waiting for an invitation or something well here you go well you know i'm just stalling to think of what is going to happen next i gues i could just give moike a line Moike inhales about to speak Me-No not yet because who exactly is he gonna fight its lik

Adventur now with moike by Arichove, literature

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Adventur now with moike

Douglas- Moike's in this episode really? Me- yeah since everyone liked him so much we will bring him back Moike- Yeah you fucking loser you left me for dead remember Me- um no you just combusted Moike- Oh yeah thats right wierd... HEY!! Who the hell are you the writer or something Jebus- Yeah I believe you are correct sir Moike- and who is this the psychotic cousin of jesus that hates everyone and is way too lazy for his own good Hozifitts- umm yeah exactly Moike- Oh and I suppose this is an alien from planet freakyDUDE that was written by me but he never put it on this site and his mind was erased by twinkies who are now trying to ta

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new not so web comic by Arichove, literature

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new not so web comic

the continuing ADVENTUR of douglas and hozifitts(who-z-fits) When we last left our idiots, they were attacked by random flying citrus. Douglas ate them he thought it was delicious. At the of the 52nd meiji war in the year 20x7 this is where we find those losers we like to call heroes. Thankfully this war is still fought with swords. Hozifitts: look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look (WHAM)... ow, that hurt Douglas. But anyways i got myself a Zanbatō. Douglas: no you idiot, that is not a Zanbatō, a Zanbatō is freaking huge. What you have is a sakabatō, a reversed blade. Hozifitts: aww crap Douglas: how much of

The ADVENTUR CONTINUES by Arichove, literature

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The ADVENTUR CONTINUES

we last left our oh so deperate "heroes" beaten to a pulp now they are dead and need to be brought back to life. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHeheheh...heh ok now to the story Hozifitts: what happened Douglas: what the hell happened i thought we were dead Jebus: you are Hozifitts: OH jebus is that you nice i thought you were dead Jebus: we are dead you idiot Douglas: don't you have the power to bring people back to life Jebus: OH, yeah I do shit why didn'y i think of that Random mind eating squirrel Hozifitts: AHHA I'm dead again Douglas: ok jebus what year is this and where are we Jebus: It is the year 30x8 and we seem to be in some sort of

third part all in one day by Arichove, literature

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third part all in one day

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII AAAAAAAAAA MMMMMM MMMMMM IIIIII AAA AAA MMMMMMM MMMMMMM IIIIII AAA AAA MMMMMMMM MMMMMMMM IIIIII AAA AAA MMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMM IIIIII AAAAAAAAAA MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM IIIIII AAA AAA MMMMM MMMMMM MMMMM IIIIII AAA AAA MMMMM MMMMM MMMMM IIIIII AAA AAA

Adventur en espanol by Arichove, literature

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Adventur en espanol

Hozifitts: Donde estamos? Jebus: nosotros muertando Hozifitts: oh esta bien. Donde esta douglas? Jebus: Que?! El no esta con su. Hozifitts: no Jebus: Ah, si, el estando locol Douglas: HAHAHAHAHAHAH. Como vosotros mortis! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Hozifitts: como Douglas. Despues Almorza nosotros mortimossu WTF mate what the hell just happened why am i still even talking hey wait im talking in english yay i think ill come in the next episode because im bored writing this stupid thing

Adventur now in english by Arichove, literature

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Adventur now in english

Hozifitts: What was with that last episode was that wierdo who writes this in spanish class or somehting Jebus: He is also not very good at spanish or english for that matter Me: Hey hey hey what the hell do you even care that i am the whole reasone you guys exist Jebus: See you did not even capitalize the 'i' Hozifitts: Umm excuse me, Me, but could you please tell me what Hozifitts means Me: well... ummmm.... hmmmmm... (after about all of my study hall) 42 Hozifitts: I knew it Douglas: one more day and the ritual to summon the great god satan and I shall rule the world (Yes i realize its satan instead of satin its because it funnier t

ADVENTUR BARED TO TEARS by Arichove, literature

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ADVENTUR BARED TO TEARS

Jebus- see already you made a spelling error Me- hey i was bored Hozifitts- i see you can spell it right when you say it but not when you spell it fine then i dont care Sitin- hey everyone Me- wait you're not satan are you Sitin- no i am sitin my brother is satan Jebus- this proves my point Satan-who is thy one that hath summoned thee from thy enternal slumber Douglas- uh um that was me Satan- ohh man thanks becasue of that annoying sleep my back hurt i need a tempurpedic matteres Douglas- wait a moment who the hell is Me Me- oh i'm the writer i created you, Hozfitts, citrus and my dear friend here satan Douglas- woah you created

Adventureturns by Arichove, literature

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Adventureturns

Me- whaTHEll just happened Douglas- I do not know Jebus- Hey this cheez wiz is goo~~~~~~~~(WHUMP) Hozifitts- Hey you are right for once jebuuu~~~~~~~~~9whump0 Me- woops forgot the shift key well i dont care lets just rip out the page and... Douglas- but then wont we forget everything that happened in this episode so far Me- AND Douglas- ok then jerk (RRRRRRRRRIIPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!) Jebus- what just happened where am i i thought i was dead and Douglas taking over the world and we were talking in spanish Hozifitts- Wierd i thought the same thing Me- Hey woop i ripped out too many pages Douglas- then why do i remember Me- you can time

The adventur of jesus by Arichove, literature

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The adventur of jesus

Hozoifoitts- Oi am talkoing loike ro-koiji whoi? Douglas- How the hell should i know Hozifitts-Well while im talking like this... hey im not talking like him anymore well anyways read inhuman because i like advertising Jebus- Can we please get back to the story already Hozifitts- Why its fun Douglas- Come on we love to advertise random crap Jebus- Well I dont i have and will never do one in my life Me- yes you did remember that whole cheez wiz thing Jebus- Hey we promise we would never talk of that again Me- oh yeah right well too the story finding ummmm yeah im sorry this was written in my english not math notebook soo this is comp

Adventur chronicles continue by Arichove, literature

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Adventur chronicles continue

Me- well since i cant remember what i had for lunch today or even slightly remember what happened last episode we are in hell Pluckymcboingboing-Remember you reaqlly hated jesus(the spanish one) that you tricked him to fall off a cliff Me- oh yeah thanks pluck now I must introduce you to mi friends controlus altus delutus Pluckymcboingboing- where misa going Me-Mwhahahahahahahahahahah Jebus- You kill too much Me- I know loverly isnt it lets break into so~~~~~ Douglifitts- NOOOOOOOOO plucky damn you sitin Sitin- No NO NO NO NO it was not me it was Me Hozifitts- AHA he said it was me lets kill him Sitin was then beaten to a pulp Hozi

the mooventur continues by Arichove, literature

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the mooventur continues

Me- MO MOO MO MOO MOOO MOOO Douzifebus-M MOOO MOOO M MOO ShukaMcFreakyBoing-MOOO MOOOOOOO MO MO MO MOOOOOO Da G Man- MO MOOO MO... MOOO?! MOOO MOO MOOO MO MOOOO MO? Me- MOOO MO MOO MOOO Da G Man-MO MOO MOOOOOO MOOO MOO Me- MOOOOO?!?! Me- sorry about that but what we were talking about was about the citrus monster and Da G Mans undies with its pokadots and smily bears and how he wears a .... Da G Man- What, these are lies do not believe them we were taling abo~~~~~ Da G Man- Mfff mrf mrfff mffff (Get your hands off me) Da G Man- *ptooe* Wait why did you translate my muffles but not the moos Me- Because very little

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Deviant for 17 years
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Current Residence: The state of insanity
deviantWEAR sizing preference: whoodeeinthewhatnow
Print preference: quaff?
Favourite genre of music: music
Favourite photographer: Does peter parker count what about Jimmy Olsen
Favourite style of art: random
Operating System: My notebook
MP3 player of choice: A what now?
Shell of choice: Ghost in the Shell does that count too
Wallpaper of choice: why would i want a wall of paper
Skin of choice: Fire
Favourite cartoon character: Twinkie the Kid
Personal Quote: You I like your head, I think I'll take it or I care but not that much

Favourite Visual Artist

i don't know (crying) i just dont know

Favourite Movies

the one where i am in it

Favourite Bands / Musical Artists

Beatalls

Favourite Writers

Al Gore, never read any of his books, but they must be good. I must go now a Hwhale is in trouble

Favourite Games

pokemon marathon Smurfs the game(sega genesis)

Favourite Gaming Platform

NINkumpoop I didn'T intEND On this!!!!

Tools of the Trade

a mallet, turkey baster, chewing gum, an empty pistol, some bullets and my pencil

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random and twinkies and many other things and sandwiches and pi and vegitables and 'and' a

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Arichove

Nov 17, 2009

OMFG IMMALIVE

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soooooooo, yeah no one reads this soooooo. Ummmmmm.....  yeah, wooooo! Yep, mmmhmmmm. Okay now umm no? wait yes? whomever responds to this will be ignored... or will they?! Will they? Hmmm, I would think I should know.

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Arichove

Jan 2, 2008

chissimass 'n' da nu year

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Okay everybody if you are reading this than I am bored as hell... well anyways i spent my christmas eating pie and kicking ass and I'm all out of pie now. I got really bored this vacation and put a gun to my computer's head till it started to work again but still for christmas I got the White Album and put it on my nu Zen yay. I also got a book saying everything you know is wrong and it hast ruined moi loife. then i had a nu yeers and spent it playing dragonball z: Budokai tenkai'ichi 2. the third one ist da crappiest game ever so oi bought the second instead. Also on the day before chistmas break i got a total of two presents from friends

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Arichove

Dec 6, 2007

SICK... AGAIN?!?!!!!!!!!!111!!!?

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Okay welcome back to my sickness.  If you refer back to my journal on April 5, 2007 called SICK you would understand what is wrong with me. Did you read it? Yeah this cold is shit. Y'know we just thought that, that whole anti-histamine thing was just a joke.  Well today, and two days ago i proved that wrong.  Apparently taking a high amount of anti-histamine blocks my urinary track. YAY ME (not the character the person who is talking to you). Thankfully good 'ol Flomax was there to help. Those pills are my new heroes because Heroes ended on NBC T_T. Well this time my experience is with me now. Except now as long as I am standing the room is

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